Our curious leader knows what's best,
  how we're signal bound now to existential sex.
 Our curious leader has such a lovely daughter,
 we wash their feet and quench our thirst with the same water.

Our curious leader - he's never there.
He's playing second fiddle to sumptuous despair.
Our curious leader is covered in deep sin,
and when I grow up, you know, I want to be like him!

[brief guitar inlay]

Our curious leader reads every dream
in the church of man and bomb and beast and TV and machine.
The usual angels will add to your failures.
Stand up, be counted, buy Bailey's Trailers.

Our curious leader has ransacked the loft.
He's under the impression we have all gone soft.
Our curious leader has emptied the larder.
Pain is tough going but happiness is harder.