2003


3rd October

Posted by: DARK ARCADIA [ICV]:
[News flash] His Najesty of Dark Arcadia announced today that the problems with Praeraptorian and the minor political misunderstandings of Obsidian Jewel have been dealt with. Both countries are now watched over more definedly to ensure they follow Dark Arcadian guidelines. His Najesty has stated that he regrets the neccessity of these actions and that they hopefully will be halted soon enough, given the chance.

Furthermore, His Najesty announced today that apparently all attempts to communicate with the nation of Valisk of the GSC (General Science Council) failed and have been out of order since a few consecutive days - reports of the nation's destruction have now come in. "The General Science Council -will- remain existant as an entity, albeit a single-member institution at the moment." Fransisco Meguro explained. Dark Arcadian counties are kindly requested to have a minute of silence in memory of Valisk and the great people that made the GSC possible to start out with tomorrow at 12:00 Dark Arcadian Mean Time.


25th October

Telegram from DARK ARCADIA to PRAERAPTORIA:
Regarding: Politically Apathetic Citizens

Do not forget that your actions are being monitored on a regular basis. Either you will comply with Dark Arcadian rules and our political system, or you will be removed from the Dark Arcadian Empire and smitten.

Your current rank in the "Most Politically Apathetic Citizens" is inconceivably high.

Dark Arcadia is known for it's extreme Civil Rights and Political Freedoms - our citizens should not need an interest in politics; ergo, if you are, in fact, getting people participating, it merely shows you are doing something basic completely wrong.

I demand to hear why this is, and an explanation as to what you plan to do about it, as the only Dark Arcadian county off the tangent.

Signed,
His Najesty Fransisco Meguro


26th October

Posted by: DARK ARCADIA [ICV]:
[STATUS REPORT ON THE EMPIRE]
Population:
Umbrae | 1.033 Billion
Naqahdah | 0.905 Billion
Astral America | 1.619 Billion
Obsidian Jewel | 1.037 Billion
Praeraptoria | 1.352 Billion
All || 5.946 Billion

Taxes:
Naqahdah | 4% [EXCELLENT]
Astral America | 27% [INEFFECTIVE]
Umbrae | 29% [INEFFECTIVE]
Obsidian Jewel | 33% [CRITICAL]
Praeraptoria | 75% [SUICIDE]
N, AA & U mean || 20%
All mean || 33%

General Civil Rights: Superb
Economy (Naqahdah, Dark Arcadia): Frightening
Economy (all - Astral America): Very Good
General Economy: Good
Political Freedoms (- Obsidian & - Praeraptoria): Excellent
General Political Freedoms: Good

Tax spending priorities:
Obsidian Jewel | Education, Defence, and the Environment
Praeraptoria | Defence, Education, and the Environment
Astral America | Defence, Education, and Law & Order
Dark Arcadia | Education, Defence, and the Environment
Naqahdah | Defence, Education, and Commerce
Generally :: Defence, Education, and the Environment
[ACED]

Reviewed and signed,
His Najesty Fransisco Meguro