people whom i'd like chained to my bed by

• Underdog: My current boyfriend, a very snuggleable smart-sexy mixture of a guy, with wonderful hands (both aestetically speaking and what you probably first thought). His only flaw is misdirecting his anger occasionally - it is an absolute, and it's very hard to even try hauling him out of such a bad mood.
• The Maker: Lushly dark. An amazing person I could not have imagined to exist prior to being proved wrong in that. Amazing. I hope to meet him in person one day, in hopes I will not turn to a puddle of Neike goo when I do. There's a reason he's ranked second, not third or fourth...
• Noko: Well, I could write a longer essay about the why's of this one, particularily since it's an often misunderstood topic (paticularily by the person in question, I believe, much to my wry amusement) - but essentially, it's because charme, wit, philosophical thought and physical beauty have combined to form this very being. His main flaw'd be paranoia, mind - but with me annoying him all the time (paticularily with my high level of honesty), do you blame him?
• Devoto: This man was not on this list prior to me actually seeing him in the flesh in Manchester. I am perfectly creeped out about the amount of love he's claimed since then - not only is he creepy, but he's more than twice my age! It makes no sense, but I'd probably do almost anything short of killing myself if his life required it.
• Lucifa: The Morningtide leader, who made a serious mistake by visiting me mid-2004 on his Europe tour. Of all people on this list, he's nearest to my age, and he's dropdead gorgeous, both physically and mentally. I am his groupie to a greater extent than I am Noko's, I think.